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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Have you much room in your new flat
Puns Home
"Have you much room in your new flat?"
"Room! Mercy me, I should think not. Why, our kitchen and
dining-room are so small that we have to use condensed milk."
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Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On
Land Is A Songstress
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On
Your Knees
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Bill Had A Billboard
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
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