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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Have you received last month's gas bill dear

Puns Home











"Have you received last month's gas bill, dear?"



"Yes, husband."



"Well, what's the charge of the light brigade?"











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There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Mr
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
What's The Matter Here
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
Well Have You Anything To Say
Were You Attached To The Place
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare