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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
Electricity Is A Great Educator
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




HE--Don't you think Miss Plainly is the very image of her mother

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HE--Don't you think Miss Plainly is the very image of her mother?



SHE--Yes, indeed; the resemblance is something awful.











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Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Where Are You Working Now
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Electricity Is A Great Educator
After All You Know Said Mr
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Let Me See Said The Minister
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
I'm Nearly Starved
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick