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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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HE--Don't you think Miss Plainly is the very image of her mother
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HE--Don't you think Miss Plainly is the very image of her mother?
SHE--Yes, indeed; the resemblance is something awful.
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Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
Mr
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand
Soight
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
Why Are You Sad Bill
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On
Your Knees
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
I'm Nearly Starved
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
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