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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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HE--How does it happen that none of you women have come forward
with a new currency plan
Puns Home
HE--How does it happen that none of you women have come forward
with a new currency plan?
SHE--Oh, we already have a perfect one. When we need currency we
just sit down and cry for it.
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This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face
Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum
And The Admission To Sing Sing
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A
Conclusion
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
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