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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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HE--I saw you out driving yesterday with a gentleman
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HE--"I saw you out driving yesterday with a gentleman. He
appeared to have only one arm; is that all he has?"
SHE--"Oh, no; the other arm was around somewhere."
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Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Mary Had A Little Lamb
But She Thought It Was Immense:
With New Green Peas And Other Things
It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Mr
--when Mrs
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Only Tells Half
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money
Fast
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
Why So Glum Blumly
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The
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