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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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HE--I'll go to-morrow and buy a diamond engagement ring
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HE--I'll go to-morrow and buy a diamond engagement ring.
SHE--Now, George, for the first time your talk has the true ring
in it.
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He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In
Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
A Dude From St
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
Let Me See Said The Minister
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed
Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The
Way And Those Who Didn't
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Love They Say Is Blind
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church
He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
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