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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




HE--I'll go to-morrow and buy a diamond engagement ring

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HE--I'll go to-morrow and buy a diamond engagement ring.



SHE--Now, George, for the first time your talk has the true ring

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My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Let Me See Said The Minister
Why So Glum Blumly
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
--when Mrs
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Do You Believe In Luck