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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




HE--I'll go to-morrow and buy a diamond engagement ring

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HE--I'll go to-morrow and buy a diamond engagement ring.



SHE--Now, George, for the first time your talk has the true ring

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Bill Had A Billboard
You Were Thrown Out
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
After All You Know Said Mr
What's The Matter John
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really It's A Sin To Pay $50
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
Is The Proprietor In
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death