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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




HE--I'll go to-morrow and buy a diamond engagement ring

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HE--I'll go to-morrow and buy a diamond engagement ring.



SHE--Now, George, for the first time your talk has the true ring

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Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
What's The Matter John
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
What Is The Secret Of Success
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
I Will Not Sit That Way
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Electricity Is A Great Educator
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke