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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




HE--Time and tide wait for no man

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HE--Time and tide wait for no man.



SHE--No, but a woman will.











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Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Is It Raining Girls
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed In
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
Where Are You Working Now
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
Oh I Am Awfully Worried