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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Ah
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




He--Why has he put her picture in his watch

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He--Why has he put her picture in his watch?



She--Because he thinks she will love him in time.











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Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
What Is Love
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem