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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




He--Why has he put her picture in his watch

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He--Why has he put her picture in his watch?



She--Because he thinks she will love him in time.











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There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Mrs
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Where Are You Working Now
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
How Are You To-day
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't Engaged
What's The Matter Here
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
Are Your Folks Well To Do
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The Minister
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Are You The Photographer
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran