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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




He--Why has he put her picture in his watch

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He--Why has he put her picture in his watch?



She--Because he thinks she will love him in time.











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When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing And What Is That
What Do You Think Of Windig
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The Way And Those Who Didn't
Are You The Photographer
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg On The Nest
The Hawk Was Dozing
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Doing Anything Now Bill