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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




HE--You saw some old ruins while in England I presume

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HE--You saw some old ruins while in England, I presume? SHE--Yes,

indeed! And one of them wanted to marry me.











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I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm; To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice But One Thing I Know This Matching For Dough Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
What Is The Secret Of Success
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
Mrs
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It