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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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He dined not wisely but too well--
Hence all his ills;
And nothing now agrees with him
Excepting pills
Puns Home
He dined, not wisely, but too well--
Hence all his ills;
And nothing now agrees with him,
Excepting pills.
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He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
Mrs
What's The Matter Here
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money
Fast
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Yankee--i Say Britisher Can You Spell Horse
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The
Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You
Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
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