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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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He has none of the finer sensibilities nothing to distinguish
him from the common herd
Puns Home
"He has none of the finer sensibilities, nothing to distinguish
him from the common herd."
"No?"
"No, sir. I've heard him confess, out of his own mouth, that all
autos smell alike to him."--Puck.
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An Excellent Reason
What's The Matter Here
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill;
He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will;
Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through
You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Mrs
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down
In That Hole
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Where Are You Working Now
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The
Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
Well Have You Anything To Say
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
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