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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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He said to her: You're just a bird
Puns Home
He said to her: "You're just a bird!"
"Then, Johnnie, dear," said she,
"If all is true that I have heard,
A bottle goes with me."
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I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of
Men's Clothes
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
Hush Not So Loud
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps
Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Let Me See Said The Minister
Young M
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
What's The Matter John
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing
And What Is That
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
Wife--got A Dollar
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And
The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
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