There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?... Read more of What type of snake at Free Jokes.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




He seems to have gone to the bad completely

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"He seems to have gone to the bad completely."



"Yes; I believe he found himself between the devil and the deep

sea, and he realized that he couldn't swim."











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Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
We Are Told That Gen
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Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion