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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




He seems to have gone to the bad completely

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"He seems to have gone to the bad completely."



"Yes; I believe he found himself between the devil and the deep

sea, and he realized that he couldn't swim."











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That Man Has Had Five Wives
And So Prof
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
As He Walked With Baby He Had To Confess That Marriage With Him Was A Howling Success
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
You Own Your Own House Don't You
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really It's A Sin To Pay $50
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
What Is Love
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of Children
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
I Got Your Fare Didn't I