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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




He seems to have gone to the bad completely

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"He seems to have gone to the bad completely."



"Yes; I believe he found himself between the devil and the deep

sea, and he realized that he couldn't swim."











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Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Diner--hello
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A Woman Without Killing Her
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Tom--what's That