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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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He seems to have gone to the bad completely
Puns Home
"He seems to have gone to the bad completely."
"Yes; I believe he found himself between the devil and the deep
sea, and he realized that he couldn't swim."
Next: As he walked with baby
He had to confess
That marriage with him
Was a howling success
Previous: The kerosene can on the mantel reposes
Its contents were sprinkled all over the fire
And all that poor Kathleen O'Donohue knows is
This dull world has changed for a sphere that is higher
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That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was
Bred
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
The Kerosene Can On The Mantel Reposes
Its Contents Were Sprinkled All Over The Fire
And All That Poor Kathleen O'donohue Knows Is
This Dull World Has Changed For A Sphere That Is Higher
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of
Children
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly
Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object
Widowhood
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
Tom--what's That
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
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