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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Here is a chestnut your ire arouses
So often it's brought to your minds
People who live in glass houses
Should always pull down the blinds
Puns Home
Here is a chestnut your ire arouses,
So often it's brought to your minds,
"People who live in glass houses"
Should always "pull down the blinds."
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I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
Can You Swim Little Boy
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Husband--where's Your Mistress
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
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