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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Here is a chestnut your ire arouses So often it's brought to your minds People who live in glass houses Should always pull down the blinds

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Here is a chestnut your ire arouses,

So often it's brought to your minds,

"People who live in glass houses"

Should always "pull down the blinds."











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John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Mrs
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
What's The Matter Here
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
Wife--got A Dollar
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three