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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Here lies poor Sam: and what is strange
Grim death has worked in him a change----
He always lied and always will
He once lied loud and now lies still
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"Here lies poor Sam: and what is strange,
Grim death has worked in him a change----
He always lied and always will,
He once lied loud and now lies still."
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Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The
Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition
Wagon
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To
Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until
She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
Mrs
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A
Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
You Were Thrown Out
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
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