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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Here's an account of a hen which layed three eggs at once and then died remarked Mrs

Puns Home









"Here's an account of a hen which layed three eggs at once, and

then died," remarked Mrs. Sumway.



"From over-eggsertion, probably," commented her husband.











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Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
Scene--cabstand
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
What's The Matter Here
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Why So Glum Blumly
Bill Had A Billboard
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death