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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Here's an account of a hen which layed three eggs at once and
then died remarked Mrs
Puns Home
"Here's an account of a hen which layed three eggs at once, and
then died," remarked Mrs. Sumway.
"From over-eggsertion, probably," commented her husband.
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Puns
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
Maud--how Do You Define Love
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
What Is The Secret Of Success
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
How Are You To-day
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
Well Have You Anything To Say
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
Mrs
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer
Loses His Nerve
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
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