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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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He's quite a star as an after dinner speaker isn't he
Puns Home
"He's quite a star as an after dinner speaker, isn't he?"
"Star? He's a regular moon. He becomes brighter the fuller he
gets."
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Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Knock And The World Knocks With You
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
The Fate Of Lot's Wife
Was All Her Own Fault;
She First Turned To Rubber
And Then Turned To Salt
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under
A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark
Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed
Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The
Way And Those Who Didn't
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Guest--what Have You Got
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To
Orchard Park
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
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