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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Hey boy where's your brother

Puns Home









"Hey, boy, where's your brother?"



"In the barn, shoein' horses."



"Where's your mother?"



"In the back yard, shooin' chickens."



"Where's your father?"



"In the hammock, shooin' flies."











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He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
Were You Attached To The Place
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out Jeffries
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
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Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It