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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




How could you endure talking so long with that ugly old woman with that frightful costume without laughing in her face

Puns Home









"How could you endure talking so long with that ugly old woman

with that frightful costume without laughing in her face?" "Oh,

that's easy. She is my wife."











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May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Where Are You Working Now
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing And What Is That
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His Fingers Broken
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Of The Heroine In One Of The Latest Sensational Novels It Is Said: Her Eyes Chained Him To The Spit
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner