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How could you endure talking so long with that ugly old woman with that frightful costume without laughing in her face

Puns Home









"How could you endure talking so long with that ugly old woman

with that frightful costume without laughing in her face?" "Oh,

that's easy. She is my wife."











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John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
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