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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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How is Uncle Mose coming on
Puns Home
"How is Uncle Mose coming on?" asked Sam Johnsing of Jim Webster.
"He will be out in a few days."
"Is his rheumatism done gone?"
"Well, not perzackly. Dar's room for improvement yit."
"Yes, I've heerd some rheumers ter dat effec'."
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That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military
Honors
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't
Find It Anywhere
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Well Have You Anything To Say
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
Harold Began His Wife
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
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Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Mrs
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
A Deaf And Dumb Mute Recently Went Into A Bicycle Shop And Picked
Up A Hub And Spoke
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
Are You An Amateur Photographer
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
The Landlord Came To Mrs
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
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