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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




How is your house heated

Puns Home











"How is your house heated?"



"By hot air."



"Hot air?"



"Yes--the landlord's."











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For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
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Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
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A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
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