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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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How is your house heated
Puns Home
"How is your house heated?"
"By hot air."
"Hot air?"
"Yes--the landlord's."
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to market
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Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It
Does You To Punish You
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The
Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds
Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too
Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody
Works Bu
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't
He
Harold Began His Wife
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
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