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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

How is your house heated

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"How is your house heated?"

"By hot air."

"Hot air?"

"Yes--the landlord's."

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Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
Tom--what's That
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
Wife--got A Dollar
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
The Landlord Came To Mrs
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting