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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




How is your house heated

Puns Home









"How is your house heated?"



"By hot air."



"Hot air?"



"Yes--the landlord's."











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A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
As He Walked With Baby He Had To Confess That Marriage With Him Was A Howling Success
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her; She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check Unless The Banker Knew Her
What Did You Wear Last Night
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan