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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You