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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




How to gain flesh--buy out a butcher shop

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Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
He's A Professional Grafter
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are Still More So
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Mr
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause When Mr
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents