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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The Browsing Goat
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe