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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And
Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He
Meets Short-sighted
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
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