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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I assured her I could support her in the style she was
accustomed to
Puns Home
"I assured her I could support her in the style she was
accustomed to."
"Well?"
"She said she was looking for something better than that."
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ashes feeding the cat and six kittens and making the beds
remarked the observer of events and things of course he is too
busy to hear his daughter in the parlor singing: 'Everybody
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Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly
Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object
Widowhood
Why So Glum Blumly
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of
Men's Clothes
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
That Man Has Had Five Wives
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up
Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To
Mend The Break Of Day
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was
Bred
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's
Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find
That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation
After The Wedding
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church
He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
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