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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I cannot play second fiddle to any one
Puns Home
"I cannot play second fiddle to any one."
"Then be my beau!"
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The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
Let Me See Said The Minister
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of
Men's Clothes
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Knock And The World Knocks With You
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They
Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
Gee Whizz
Everybody Knows A Woman Is Hard To Please
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
If Tough Spells Tough
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find
That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation
After The Wedding
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
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