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I don't think my religion will be any obstacle to your church he urged; I am a spiritualist

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"I don't think my religion will be any obstacle to your church,"

he urged; "I am a spiritualist."



"I am afraid it will," she replied "Pa is a prohibitionist, you

know."











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