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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I don't think my religion will be any obstacle to your church
he urged; I am a spiritualist
Puns Home
"I don't think my religion will be any obstacle to your church,"
he urged; "I am a spiritualist."
"I am afraid it will," she replied "Pa is a prohibitionist, you
know."
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Mrs
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The
Burning Deck
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
How Are You To-day
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For
The Health
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The
Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
He's A Professional Grafter
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