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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I got your fare didn't I
Puns Home
"I got your fare, didn't I?" asked the conductor.
"I believe not," the facetious passenger replied. "I think I saw
you ring it up."
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could dey tell if we got it
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I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And
Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone
Number Be
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight
Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are
Still More So
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A
Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
You Own Your Own House Don't You
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
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