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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I got your fare didn't I

Puns Home









"I got your fare, didn't I?" asked the conductor.



"I believe not," the facetious passenger replied. "I think I saw

you ring it up."











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Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Smith--they Say That After A Time The Engineer Of A Limited Flyer Loses His Nerve
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
Were You Attached To The Place