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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I had soup in a restaurant the other day and found an oyster in
it
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"I had soup in a restaurant the other day and found an oyster in
it."
"Great Scott! That one oyster in the soup joke is old."
"Yes, but this was tomato soup."
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An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And
Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until
She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
Husband--where's Your Mistress
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Well Have You Anything To Say
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
He Who Courts And Goes Away
May Court Again Another Day;
But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still
May Go To Court Against His Will
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
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