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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I had soup in a restaurant the other day and found an oyster in it

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"I had soup in a restaurant the other day and found an oyster in

it."



"Great Scott! That one oyster in the soup joke is old."



"Yes, but this was tomato soup."











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Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
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