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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I hear Smith the sea captain is in hard luck

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"I hear Smith, the sea captain, is in hard luck. He married a

girl and she ran away from him."



"Yes, he took her for a mate, but she was a skipper."











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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
Why So Glum Blumly
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
What's The Matter Here
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Guest--what Have You Got
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
What A Distinguished Looking Man
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
What's The Matter John
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes