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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Mrs
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
How Are You To-day
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I hear they are trying to close up the gambling establishments in
New York
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I hear they are trying to close up the gambling establishments in
New York. Why didn't they close up Adam? He was the first
gambler. Didn't he start the races?
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Did You Hear About Miss Jones
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The
Burning Deck
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A
Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
Hush Not So Loud
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
What's The Matter Here
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Are You An Amateur Photographer
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Mary Had A Little Lamb
But She Thought It Was Immense:
With New Green Peas And Other Things
It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word;
That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
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