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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I hear they are trying to close up the gambling establishments in
New York
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I hear they are trying to close up the gambling establishments in
New York. Why didn't they close up Adam? He was the first
gambler. Didn't he start the races?
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The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And
Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone
Number Be
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
--when Mrs
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A
Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
E
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
Mrs
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military
Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
Would You Said The Reporter Who Gets Novel Interviews Tell
Me What Book Helped You Most In Life
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
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