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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

I hear they're going to change the name of Central Park to Orchard Park

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I hear they're going to change the name of Central Park to

Orchard Park.

Why, how is that?

Well, there are so many pears (pairs) found under the trees.

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Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Doing Anything Now Bill
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me