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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I hear they're going to change the name of Central Park to Orchard Park

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I hear they're going to change the name of Central Park to

Orchard Park.



Why, how is that?



Well, there are so many pears (pairs) found under the trees.











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Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Doing Anything Now Bill
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes Made While You Wait
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me