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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I hope they don't give my little boy any naughty nicknames in
school
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"I hope they don't give my little boy any naughty nicknames in
school?"
"Yes, ma, they call me 'Corns'."
"How dreadful! And why do they call you that?"
"Cause in our class, you know, I'm always at the foot."
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Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine
Gravely That We Know About Death
Tommy--yes Cats Can See In The Dark And So Can Ethel; 'cause
When Mr
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Curious Isn't It
Why The Bare Idea
Tom--what's That
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
Letters From A Soldier Of Fortune--i
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Ah
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On
Myself
A Mechanic His Labor Will Often Discard
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
After All You Know Said Mr
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
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