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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I know a man who says he can't sit down and he can't stand up
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"I know a man who says he can't sit down and he can't stand up."
"Well, if he tells the truth, he lies."
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What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two
Jackey
Scene--cabstand
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church
He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A
Conclusion
He Used To Send Her Roses;
He Sent Them Every Hour
But Now They're Married And He Sends
Her Home A Cauliflower
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
The Street Car Lurched
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Electricity Is A Great Educator
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
I've Been Married Five Years And I've Got A Bushel Of
Children
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On
The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
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