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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I saw your sister on the street to-day
Puns Home
"I saw your sister on the street to-day."
"How was she looking?"
"I don't know. I didn't see her face."
"How did you know it was my sister?"
"Oh, I'm quick at figures."
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I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
The First Kiss Only Comes Once In A Lifetime
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed
Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The
Way And Those Who Didn't
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular
Song
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same
Amount Of Real Feeling
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water
Pitchers
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
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