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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I saw your sister on the street to-day

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"I saw your sister on the street to-day."



"How was she looking?"



"I don't know. I didn't see her face."



"How did you know it was my sister?"



"Oh, I'm quick at figures."











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At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
I Will Not Sit That Way
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
Is The Proprietor In
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
When Was Money First Invented
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down There With The Itch
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Husband--where's Your Mistress
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
If I Might Hold That Hand Again