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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I saw your sister on the street to-day

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"I saw your sister on the street to-day."



"How was she looking?"



"I don't know. I didn't see her face."



"How did you know it was my sister?"



"Oh, I'm quick at figures."











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The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
That Sounds Like The Charity Bawl Said The Nurse As The Babies In The Orphan Asylum Began To Yell
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With All Their Fruit
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day