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I say old chap how short your overcoat is

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"I say, old chap, how short your overcoat is!"



"Oh, that's all right! It'll be long enough before I can afford a

new one."











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I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
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Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
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Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
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I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
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