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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I say old chap how short your overcoat is

Puns Home











"I say, old chap, how short your overcoat is!"



"Oh, that's all right! It'll be long enough before I can afford a

new one."











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Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
What Do You Think Of Windig
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
What Have You Here
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were You
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
I Got Your Fare Didn't I