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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I see Dorkins has got all of his seven daughters married off

Puns Home









"I see Dorkins has got all of his seven daughters married off."



"Yes, but he took advantage of his official position to effect

it."



"How was that?"



"Why, he is chairman of the board of public works and he

advertised for proposals."











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Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
The Fate Of Lot's Wife Was All Her Own Fault; She First Turned To Rubber And Then Turned To Salt
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are Awfully Small
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team