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I see Dorkins has got all of his seven daughters married off

Puns Home









"I see Dorkins has got all of his seven daughters married off."



"Yes, but he took advantage of his official position to effect

it."



"How was that?"



"Why, he is chairman of the board of public works and he

advertised for proposals."











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--when Mrs
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