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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I want to get a head of cabbage said the man who had been sent
to market
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"I want to get a head of cabbage," said the man who had been sent
to market.
"Large or small head?" asked the grocer.
"Oh, about 7 1-4," said the man, absent-mindedly.
Next: I'll pass the butter said he while trying to pass the
browsing goat
Previous: How is your house heated
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Can You Swim Little Boy
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
He's A Professional Grafter
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg
On The Nest
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of
Men's Clothes
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
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