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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

I want to get a head of cabbage said the man who had been sent to market

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"I want to get a head of cabbage," said the man who had been sent

to market.

"Large or small head?" asked the grocer.

"Oh, about 7 1-4," said the man, absent-mindedly.

Next: I'll pass the butter said he while trying to pass the browsing goat

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