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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I was at a banquet last night
Puns Home
"I was at a banquet last night. I just had a lovely time. We had
everything a man could wish for."
"Did you have any pale ale?"
"No; we didn't have the pail."
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Puns
Can You Swim Little Boy
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each
Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The
Question
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Why Are You Sad Bill
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing
And What Is That
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
Well Have You Anything To Say
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
Mr
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
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