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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I was at the track to-day Percy and there was a horse down
there with the itch
Puns Home
"I was at the track to-day, Percy, and there was a horse down
there with the itch. He came up to the post, and they scratched
him."
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A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those
Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
Gee Whizz
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military
Honors
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
A Dude From St
Do You Believe In Luck
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
Mrs
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
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