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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I was in the depot restaurant of one of the great railroads and
was asked why am I standing while drinking my coffee
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I was in the depot restaurant of one of the great railroads, and
was asked why am I standing while drinking my coffee. All the
rest of us sit down.
I replied, solemnly, that "I was always told to stand for the
weak."
Next: He used to send her roses;
He sent them every hour
But now they're married and he sends
Her home a cauliflower
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Was all her own fault;
She first turned to rubber
And then turned to salt
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Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
Mrs
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's
Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Young M
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
What Is The Secret Of Success
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
--when Mrs
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter
In Order To Settle With Paul
But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter
And Paul Never Sees Us At All
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
Are You Engaged
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
I'll Admit Said Mrs
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
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