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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I will not sit that way
Puns Home
"I will not sit that way!" angrily screamed the obstinate lady in
the photographer's gallery. "I can't, and I won't; so there!"
"Madame," said the photographer, "it will be impossible for me to
make a good negative of you unless you quit being so positive."
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Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On
Your Knees
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps
Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
About The Only Time My Tailor Gives His Customers Regular Fit
Said Buttons Is When They Neglect To Pay Their Bills
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following
Definitions:
Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
What Did You Wear Last Night
I'm Nearly Starved
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged
To
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
What's The Matter Here
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
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