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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I wonder why blondes are always anxious to be wedded
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"I wonder why blondes are always anxious to be wedded?"
"I guess it is because they're naturally light-headed."
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Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was
Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On
Me Own Clothes
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
Bill Had A Billboard
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Where Are You Working Now
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Student--professor Which Is The Logical Way Of Reaching A
Conclusion
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
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