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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I'd like to see your mistress
Puns Home
"I'd like to see your mistress. Is she engaged?"
"Lord, sir! she's married; been married for twenty years."
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Grim death has worked in him a change----
He always lied and always will
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It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
Her Face Was Happy
His Face Was Stern;
Her Hand Was In His'n
His'n Was In Her'n
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love
Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
What Did You Wear Last Night
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
A Dude From St
Why Are You Sad Bill
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
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