In the course of many years' investigation of haunted houses, I have naturally come in contact with numerous people who have had first-hand experiences with the Occult. Nurse Mackenzie is one of these people. I met her for the first time last... Read more of The Ghost Of The Hindoo Child Or The Hauntings Of The White Dove Hotel Near St Swithin's Street Aberdeen at Scary Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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I'd like to see your mistress

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"I'd like to see your mistress. Is she engaged?"



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Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
Are You Engaged
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The Society Of The Great
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
Johnnie--ya-as I've Just Come Back From Ireland--county Cork
What Do You Think Of Windig
Knock And The World Knocks With You
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
What Is The Secret Of Success
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
City Niece--the Windows In Our New Church Are Stained
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000