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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




I'd like to see your mistress

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"I'd like to see your mistress. Is she engaged?"



"Lord, sir! she's married; been married for twenty years."











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Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A Snare
Pressed For Work--cider
Boss Hab You Got Any Ob Dem Confound Cavortic Pills
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are Still More So
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are Married
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Maud--how Do You Define Love
What Is The Secret Of Success
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother