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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws

IDA--Yes dear this is one of those 'perfume' concerts the same as they have in New York

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IDA--"Yes, dear, this is one of those 'perfume' concerts the same

as they have in New York."

MAY--"Perfume? Why I smell gasoline."

IDA--"Well, you see, they are playing the 'Automobile March'


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