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IDA--Yes dear this is one of those 'perfume' concerts the same as they have in New York

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IDA--"Yes, dear, this is one of those 'perfume' concerts the same

as they have in New York."



MAY--"Perfume? Why I smell gasoline."



IDA--"Well, you see, they are playing the 'Automobile March'

now."











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