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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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If Broomstick as rumored is in a woman's hands he may be
booked to beat the favorite
Puns Home
If Broomstick, as rumored, is in a woman's hands, he may be
booked to beat the favorite.
Torchlight and Igniter, coupled should prove a red hot
combination, but with Extinguisher in the race might not bring in
any money to burn.
Animosity evidently has it in for some of the others.
Surmise ought to keep a lot of them guessing.
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A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
A Dude From St
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find
That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation
After The Wedding
Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes
Made While You Wait
Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A
Juror Where The Penalty Is Death
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
Scene--cabstand
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round
In A Manner Most Absurd:
The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears
And This Is What She Heard:
Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same
As They Have In New York
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand
Soight
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A
Maltese Cross
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
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