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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




If I might hold that hand again

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If I might hold that hand again

Clasped lovingly in mine,

I'd little care what others sought--

That hand I held, lang syne!



That hand! Oh, warm it was and soft!

Soft? Ne'er was so soft a thing!

Ah, me! I'll hold it ne'er again--

Ace, ten, knave, queen and king!











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Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
That Man Has Had Five Wives
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really It's A Sin To Pay $50
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat One Day As He Chanced There To Stop The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said: Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop