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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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If I might hold that hand again
Puns Home
If I might hold that hand again
Clasped lovingly in mine,
I'd little care what others sought--
That hand I held, lang syne!
That hand! Oh, warm it was and soft!
Soft? Ne'er was so soft a thing!
Ah, me! I'll hold it ne'er again--
Ace, ten, knave, queen and king!
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How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial
Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young
Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left
Them
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
The Street Car Lurched
I Don't Think My Religion Will Be Any Obstacle To Your Church
He Urged; I Am A Spiritualist
Guest--what Have You Got
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
How Are You To-day
They Say Corporations Have No Soul
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His
Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
The Hawk Was Dozing
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round
In A Manner Most Absurd:
The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears
And This Is What She Heard:
Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
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