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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




If I might hold that hand again

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If I might hold that hand again

Clasped lovingly in mine,

I'd little care what others sought--

That hand I held, lang syne!



That hand! Oh, warm it was and soft!

Soft? Ne'er was so soft a thing!

Ah, me! I'll hold it ne'er again--

Ace, ten, knave, queen and king!











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Gee Whizz
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The Thermometer
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
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An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To Orchard Park
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A Harness For A Flea
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
So Her Second Husband Is A Tenor