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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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If Pearl Street is crooked
Puns Home
If Pearl Street is crooked;
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Betty, Why Do You Sit Up At This Hour Of The Night Darning Your Stockings
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
Is It Raining Girls
Did You Ever Catch Your Husband Flirting
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To
Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical
Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You
Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed
Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The
Way And Those Who Didn't
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On
Land Is A Songstress
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You
Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With
Tiresome Callers
What's The Matter John
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting
On His Hat And Coat
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It
Does You To Punish You
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry
Rich Ones To Settle Up
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In
Length
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
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