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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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If the devil lost its tail where would he go to get another one

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If the devil lost its tail, where would he go to get another one?



To a liquor store where they retail spirits.











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They Say Corporations Have No Soul
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A Week
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
What Do You Think Of Windig
Mirrors Reflect Without Speaking And Women Often Speak Without Reflecting
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Teacher Of Drawing Class--willie Tell Me How You Would Make A Maltese Cross
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
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