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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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If the devil lost its tail where would he go to get another one
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If the devil lost its tail, where would he go to get another one?
To a liquor store where they retail spirits.
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Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Three Women May A Secret Keep
If As It Has Been Said
There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not
And The Other Two Are Dead
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her
Neighbors
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
How Could You Endure Talking So Long With That Ugly Old Woman
With That Frightful Costume Without Laughing In Her Face
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of
Men's Clothes
Mike D' I Ever Tell Ye The Story About The Dirty Window
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward
With A New Currency Plan
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
When You See A Young Man Cleaning A Girl's Bicycle They Are
Engaged; But When You See The Operation Reversed They Are
Married
Is The Proprietor In
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The
Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
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