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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
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If the devil lost its tail where would he go to get another one

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If the devil lost its tail, where would he go to get another one?



To a liquor store where they retail spirits.











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Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
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Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The Ball
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was Making A Speech Once
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
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Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
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