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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Ah
Mrs
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




If tough spells tough

Puns Home










If t-o-u-g-h spells tough,

And d-o-u-g-h spells dough,

Does s-n-o-u-g-h spell snuff?

Or, simply snow?











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Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
It's A Good Idea To Make Light Of Your Troubles
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
Maud--how Do You Define Love
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
Ah
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
I'll Admit Said Mrs
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
Mrs