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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Ah
Mrs
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




If tough spells tough

Puns Home










If t-o-u-g-h spells tough,

And d-o-u-g-h spells dough,

Does s-n-o-u-g-h spell snuff?

Or, simply snow?











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Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
And So Prof
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Cohen Left The Ball-game
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be Booked To Beat The Favorite
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
Love They Say Is Blind
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And Then Died Remarked Mrs
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn