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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I'll admit said Mrs
Puns Home
"I'll admit," said Mrs. Hylo, "there are some things I don't
know"----
"That's no lie," interrupted her husband.
"But," continued the alleged better half of the combination,
"that man doesn't live who can tell me what they are."
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He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was
Bred
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Diner--hello
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Are You An Amateur Photographer
I'll Admit Said Mrs
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off
The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt:
Now That's True Benevolence
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
The Street Car Lurched
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