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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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I'll pass the butter said he while trying to pass the
browsing goat
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"I'll pass the butter," said he, while trying to pass the
browsing goat.
"I'll butt the passer," said the goat, as he helped him over the
fence.
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What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military
Honors
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
The Street Car Lurched
And So Prof
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing
Robe
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You
For Publication
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House
Built Upon A Rock
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
If Tough Spells Tough
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
Do You Go To Church To Hear The Sermon Or The Music Maude
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
The Landlord Came To Mrs
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
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